December 2009
2 posts
September 2009
4 posts
O.K.
i feel like i have neglected my poor tumblr :(
i was actually on the opposition BLOGGER and i have made a name for myself
if you care to read :) www.theconfessionsofateenageblogger.blogspot.com\
its quite good :)
June 2009
5 posts
FUNNIEST CONVO EVER.
Steph: Hey its Alanis Morisette's birthday today
Dillon: Thanks for that update you lesbian.
May 2009
11 posts
Tonight.
I have been watching Sabrina The Teenage Witch for the past 4 hours.
FML
Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out “come on, don’t be shy, bring that cock in here right now!”. A voice replies: “he’s gone out to get some bread”. It was my mother in law. FML
FML
Today, my girlfriend was complaining that we don’t have “a song”. Irritated, I told her that I’d put on the radio, and whatever song was playing was our song from now on. I switched on the radio, and “It’s Not Fair” by Lily Allen was playing. Our song is about premature ejaculation. FML
FML
Today, my phone started ringing in the other room. I ran to go pick it up, tripped over my coffee table which gashed my leg, and knocked over my brand new 50” LCD TV, which broke over my head. Turns out it was a wrong number. FML
April 2009
11 posts
“Don’t look so sad, Little J! The sun will come out tomorrow, even though...”
– Gossip Girl
March 2009
43 posts
No Age - Teen Creeps
Happy Birthday Dillon.
Why was this not on the album?
noskin - Crystal...
